There
was this state bank robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone:
"Don't
move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone
in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called:
"Mind
Changing Concept & Changing the conventional way of thinking".
One
lady, lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her,
"Please
be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called:
"Being
Professional & Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
When
the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school educated),
"Big
bro, let's count how much we got."
The
older robber rebutted and said,
"You
very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"
This is called:
"Experience & nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
After
the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly.
The
supervisor says,
"Wait,
wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers
robbed".
This is called:
"Swim
with the tide & converting an unfavourable situation to your
advantage!"
The
supervisor says,
"It
will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called:
"Killing
Boredom & Happiness is most important."
The
next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank.
The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million
RMB.
The
robbers were very angry and complained,
"We
risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million
RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be
a thief!"
This is called:
"Knowledge
is worth as much as gold !"
The
bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are
now covered by this robbery.
This is called:
"Seizing the
opportunity & daring to take risks!"
