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Hello Mr. Murphy – God Bless your Heart and Soul
I came to F*ck your Daughter, but I couldn’t find her Hole
King Kong went to
To Play a Game of
The
And that was the end of King Kong
There was this Girl from
To a Football match she went
She went to the Goal
And Opened her Hole
And In the football went
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In
And tits in a tree in
There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to f*ck
from old Friar Tuck
And f*cked
There was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
On a Stormy Weather
They Banged together
And sparks flew out of his a$$
There once was a man from
Who screwed a girl on a piano
At the height of their fever
Her a$$ hit the lever
And now he has no banana...
There was a young maiden named Molly
Who had a Daughter Named Polly
The Guy was Sing Chum
And too soon he did cum
And all he could say was "I'm solly!"
There was a man from K
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went