HOW DO PAKISTANIS NAME THEIR BABY BOYS?

If he smiles

• Ismail

If he has only one hair

• Iqbal

If he has one hair on the ear

• Iqbal Khan

If he has one hair on the bum

• Ass If Iqbal

If he shakes his dads ding dong

• Sheik-abbu-da-lulla

If he shakes his moms boobs

• Sheik - Maa boob

If he is born with an erection

• Fuckruddin.