Pictorial Definition of Courage !!!!!!!!!!!!
A few Short Answers that needs courage to tell others !
Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips! _________________________
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen.
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: Cuz its their way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried here!
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3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
Guy 1: Hi I'm Peter not a saint,
Guy 2: Hi I'm Paul not a pope,
Guy 3: I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said – “Hi I'm Mary not a virgin!”
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Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!
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