Friday, April 2, 2010

Real or Potential ?




Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with,
Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3
million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.

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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site


noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.





She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.





She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile said: "and do you men know Jesus Christ?"



They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.





One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"





One of the steelworkers yelled down 'why'?





The worker yelled back, "Cos his wife's here with his lunch"

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