Funny Limericks Mr. Murphy and Rap Ta Ra

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Hello Mr. Murphy – God Bless your Heart and Soul

I came to Fuck your Daughter, but I couldn’t find her Hole

And then I found her hole - It was hidden in her frock,
Believe me Mr. Murphy - I couldnt find my cock!


And then I found my cock - It was hidden deep within,
Believe it Mr. Murphy - I couldnt put it in!


And then i put it in - Your daughter began to scream,
Goddam it Mr. Murphy -  So I shoved it in her mouth!


King Kong went to Hong Kong

To Play a Game of Ping Pong

The Ping Pong Knocked his Ding Dong

And that was the end of King Kong

There was this Girl from Kent

To a Football match she went

She went to the Goal

And Opened her Hole

And In the football went

There once was a woman named Jill

Who swallowed an exploding pill

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And tits in a tree in Brazil

There once was a man Robin Hood

Who lived in a Knottingham wood

He learned how to fuck

from old Friar Tuck

And fucked Marion whenever he could

 

Once I went to derbyshire
and then I Sat on a rock
all the girls in derbyshire,
They came to suck my cock

There was a man from Madrass

Whose balls were made out of brass

On a Stormy Weather

They Banged together

And sparks flew out of his ass

There once was a man from Havana

Screwed a girl on a piano

At the height of their fever

Her ass hit the lever

And Yes he has no banana...

There was a young maiden named Molly

Who had a Daughter Named Polly

The Guy was Sing Chum

And too soon he did cum

And all he could say was "I'm solly!"

There was a man from Ghent

Who had a penis so long it bent

It was so much trouble

That he kept it double

And instead of coming he went

There was a Plumber named Leigh 
Who was fuckin a Girl by the Sea
When she said "Someone's Coming"
He Answered while Fuckin
The one who's coming is me


The Sea man's young Wife
Fell in to the Bay while Low Tide
You could tell by a Squeels  
That some of the Eeels
discovered a dark place to hide



There was a young girl called Annie
who had this peculiar fanny
she went to the doc 
and showed that it's a cock
now everyone calls her Danny.

There was a young lady from Eeling 
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back 
and opened her crack
and came all over the ceiling