Not Funny, but, In your Face !!

Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport..... ....

A gentleman came & asked him, How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker: Why are you asking such question?

Gentleman replied: If you had collected that money instead of smoking,

the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman: Do you smoke?

Gentleman: No.

Smoker asked: Does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied: No.

Smoker: Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.

[Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya - Owner Kingfisher Airlines]

 Dr. V. Mallaya