Very Funny stuff - think different - lateral thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

 

Think like a wizard . . .

 

 
man 
1. ------------
 board
 
 

 

Ans. = man overboard

 

  Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 

 

    stand 
2. ------------
   i

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ans. = I understand

 

 

 

OK . . .

 

 Got the drift ?

 

 

 

Let's try a few now and see

 how you fare ?

 

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

 

 

 

Ans. = reading between the lines

 

 

 

4.   r 
         road  
        a          d
 
 
 

 

Ans. = cross road

 

 

 

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

 

 

 

 

5.      cycle 
         cycle 
         cycle

 

 
 

 

Ans. = tricycle

 

 

 

Not easy to figure out ha!

 

 

 

 

 

        0 
6. ------------ 
        M.D.
        Ph.D.

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = two degrees below zero

 

 

 

 

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

 

 

 

 

        knee 
7. ------------
        light

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = neon light

 

 ( knee - on - light )

 

 

 

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

 

 

                      ground 
8.                    ------------ ---
          feet feet feet feet feet feet

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

Ans. = six feet underground

 

 

 

 

Oh no, not again ! !

 

 

 

 

 

9.  he's X  himself

 

 
 

 

Ans. = he's by himself

 

 

 

 

Now u messing up big time.

 

 

 

 

10. ecnalg

 

 
 

 

Ans. = backward glance

 

 

 

    Not even close ! !

 

 

 

 

11. death ..... life

 

 
 
 

 

Ans. = life after death

 

 

 

Okay last chance ............ ......

12. THINK

 

 
 

 

Ans. = think big ! !

 

 

 

 

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 

 

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..

 

 

Ans. =  long time no 'C'

 

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