Funny Letters & short Notes

Dear Noah,


We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.


Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,


Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.


Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

 Dear Icebergs,


Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear Boyfriend,


We can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.


Sincerely,
Spiders

Dear Yahoo,


I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...


Sincerely,
Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,


There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.


Sincerely,
BP

Dear 2010,


So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!


Sincerely,
1985

Dear Justin Bieber ,


Ariel would really love her voice back.


Sincerely,
King Triton

Dear Rose,


There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack








Dear Windshield Wipers,


Can't touch this.


Sincerely,
That Little Triangle






Dear Taylor Swift,


If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.


Sincerely,
Shakespeare







Dear Saturn,


I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,
God



Dear Rubik's Cube,


Done!
Sincerely,
Colorblind








Dear Santa,


Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.


Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,




We. Can't. Breathe.


Sincerely,
Your Balls

 
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,


I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?


Sincerely,
Leonardo DiCaprio






Dear Romeo,


My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...

Sincerely,
Juliet








Dear Toaster,


Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?


Sincerely,
Toast






Dear Edward Cullen,


I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.


Sincerely,
A stake