Politically Incorrect !!

I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'

I told him 'I wish I had your flamin' will power'

I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Paki's" were not the correct answers.

  

In conclusion - Confucius says

• Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
• Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
• Man who runs in front of car get tired, man who runs behind car get exhausted.
• War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.