Friday, April 22, 2011

Funny Classified Advertisements !


Following are classified ads which were actually placed in a U.K newspaper:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER


8 years old. Hateful little bastard.
Bites!



FREE PUPPIES.


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.




FREE PUPPIES.


Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.




COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.


Also 1 gay bull for sale.




JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .


Worn once by mistake.


Call Stephanie.






**** And the WINNER is an oldie but fantastic! ****


FOR SALE BY OWNER.


Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.


Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.


No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


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