Doctor Patient Joke Cockeyed !

A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.

Doctor: "Can you read the bottom line?"

Girl: "No."

"Can you read the center line?"

"No."

"Can you read the large top line?"

"No. "

"Can you even see the chart?"

"No."

The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants. "Can you see this?"

"Of course!"

"Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!"