It's true to all marriages around the world
WEDDING INVESTMENT
Considering Average 30 yrs of Marriage = INR 20,000,000.00
Marriage expenses
INR 30,000 Monthly expenditure.
INR 3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance.
RETURNS:
(In terms of SEX - afterall, we think it comes free all the time)
First 5 years Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 years Once in 15 days.
Next 10 years Once in a month.
TOTAL COST
1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping : INR 1,78,40,000.
+ (PLUS)
Opportunity cost on INR 20,00,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate is INR 2,98,48,915.68
TOTAL COST = 4,77,88,915.68 INR
Kindly Note:
A Man spends INR 34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!!!
CONCLUSION : Outsourcing is cheaper.
A whore of your choice costs MUCH Less
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