Hotel Service and Maintenance Joke !

 

 

 

A Husband frantically calls Hotel Maintenance and Engineering Division from his hotel room.

Husband yells " Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel ".

The Maintenance Engineer responded, " Sir that's a personal matter. I am sorry, but, we are not in a position to get involved in personal matters. It is not allowed as per our service agreements"

Husband Yells Back " Idiot, the fucking window won't open ! That's a Maintenance Matter !