Paddy : "Your new
secretary is very sexy....."
Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation
Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation
&
If you squeeze her left
breast, she types letters.
Will work as long as you like,
Will work as long as you like,
No complaining,
No sick days,
No medical,
No dental...
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".
Next day,
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".
Next day,
Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted :
"Seamus….... You bastard!
You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
"Seamus….... You bastard!
You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
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