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Friday, July 14, 2017
Use the 4 letter word Carefully !!
Wife has broken her leg and her Hubby comes after work.
Hubby How r u doing??
Wife: Fine.
Hey, do me a favour.. Go upstairs and get me my slippers. My feet are freezing!
Hubby goes upstairs and sees Wife's hot two sisters lying on the bed.
Hubby: Ur sister sent me up to have sex with you girls..
Sisters: Prove it!
Hubby (Shouting): Hey Honey.., both of them ??
Wife: (Shouting back): Of course! What's d point of fucking one???...
Absolute Classic!!!😂😂😜
Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Smart Boss or Dumb Secretary ?
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A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for $2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."
So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?"
She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!!
Boyfriend fainted..
A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for $2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."
So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?"
She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!!
Boyfriend fainted..
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