The French vs The English

 

During an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated.

French Gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."

English Gynaecologist : "Don't be silly, it couldn't have been that big, my good man, she wouldn't have been able to walk if it was."

French Gynaecologist : "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size............... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."