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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Not so smart Women ?





Lady: Do you smoke?

Man: Yes.

Lady: How many packs a day?

Man: 3 packs.

Lady: How much per pack?

Man: $ 10.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Man: 15 years.

Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at$900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?

Lady: No.

Man: Where's your  Ferrari then?
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