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Showing posts with label Czech. Show all posts
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Monday, December 30, 2019
Geographically Punnier
Timmy : I'm Hungary.
Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge?
Timmy : Okay, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Mum : Hmm ... maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yucks!
Mum : There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile.
Mum : Denmark your name on the can.
Timmy : Kenya do it for me?
Mum : Okay, I'm Ghana do it.
Timmy : Thanks, I'm so tired - Iran for an hour today.
Mum : It Tokyo long enough.
Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes!
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