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Monday, October 15, 2018
Bill Gates resign as Microsoft CEO
Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from kuppuswamy. He was bright enough to handover the operations to an Indian, Satya Nadella
It reads:
Saar,
I have some questions for you.... Please yanswer them:
Nambar wan) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Nambar too) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... where it is?
Nambar tree) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you " laanching" Microsoft Sentence?
Nambar for) There is yeh Recycle bin... but...there is nobody coming to collect that bin. Why???
Your name is Bill... But in India they orr selling computers without Bill... Why???
Yand finally yeh personal question:
Your surname is Gates... But you are selling Windows... Why saar why??
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