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Sunday, December 1, 2013
Smokers Fun !
Girl : U Smoke ?????
Man : Yeah
Girl : How much do you smoke a day ?
Man : Around 3 Packs a day !
Girl : How much does each pack cost ?
Man : Say $ 10.00 each !
Girl : You know thats $ 900 a month and Gosh a $10,950 a year ?
Man : Yeah !
Girl : For how long have you been smoking ?
Man : Like 15 years !
Girl : So you know that's $164,250 in all. You could have got a bloody Ferrari..
Man : Hmmm.... Interesting... Do you Smoke?
Girl : NOOOOO !!
Man : So where is your Fukin' Ferrari Bitch ???
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