An Italian Boy goes to the confession room.....'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'!
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want
to ruin her reputation.'
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'Well, Joey, I'm
sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell
me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa
Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never
tell.'
'Was it Nina
Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but
I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy
Piriano?'
'My lips are
sealed.'
'Was it Rosa
DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father,
I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs
in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now
you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back
to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd
you get?'
'Four months vacation and
five good leads...'
