Sardar - Indian Jokes

I am sure Indians would understand the content better, never-the-less, it does tinkle out senses of Humour too.

 Interviewer:

what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: every year



Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.



After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi (A National Holiday to celebrate birth of Gandhi - 2nd October)
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.



When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine youare on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination !!!


Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.




Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new




Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White




Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.




Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. (b)Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!




Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Sardarni, Sardaji - what the heck, they are all Indian !!

A sardarni in New York went to a worldwide message centre to send a message to her mother in India.

When the guy there told her it would cost $100, she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money! But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Punjab-India!"

The man arched an eyebrow and asked: "Anything?"

"Yes, anything!" promises the sardarni.

With that, the man said, "Follow me" & walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door."

She did. He then said, "Get down on your knees." She did just that.....

Then he said, "Unzip me." She did.

He said, "Go ahead........ take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well....... go ahead damn it!"

The Sardarni slowly brought her lips closer, and screamed loudly, "Hello.......... Mummyjee!"