Shark Attack Facts !

Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking?

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

What to do when a Shark Attacks !!

How many occassions in our life time do we not go have fun in that lovely vast wide ocean just because we fear those monster sharks coming behind us to attack and taste a bit of our butt flesh ?? Here are a few simple steps to follow to ensure that we do give our asses to those ugly big creatures.

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Oh.... And not forgetting, eat a load of Gralic before you jump to the sea. If all above said methods fail and if the ugly fellow manages to get to your butt..... You know what to do FOL for the fellows brains to pop out !!!!

FOL = Fart Our Loud !!!!!!