GOD speaks out :- "I want the men to form two queues. One queue for men who had control over their women and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.
God returns, the women are gone, and there are two queues.
The queue for men who were controlled by their women is 10 miles long, and in the queue for men who had control over their women there is only one man.
God is flabbergasted and says, " All you men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your women. Only one of my sons stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this queue?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.”
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