01.Husband: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: Why?
Husband: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Calvin Klien."
02. Husband: Ya, my wife is very scared of water!
Friend: How did you know?
Husband: When I got home twice, I saw her having a bath with the security guard.
03.The nurse was taking a blood sample from the Husband. She held his finger and squeezed it for blood. So Husband laughed and Wife was all upset.
Nurse: Why did you laugh?
Husband: Because it's the urine test next!
04. Husband & wife were having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Your nipples R better than your sister's!
05. On the first night of the marriage the husband gives the wife Rs.5000/= and says
"I have never done this for free". The
wife returns Rs.2000/= and says
"I have not charged more than this before!".
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