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Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Thursday, December 5, 2019
Cheating wife
Some days ago, I came to know a girl on the Internet. Beautiful...
After some chat, I felt that we had connected at a deeper level.
Yesterday, she asked me to visit her house and said, "My husband is on a business trip, and I'm alone at home."
I was very cautious and asked, "Will your husband suddenly come back?
She said, "No, but just in case he does, you just say that you are from UrbanClap and that your company sent you to clean the house. And then, clean the glass or something.
Anyway, Christmas is around the corner.
My husband won't suspect a thing."
Fast forward, I was at her house. And what a big coincidence - Not even minutes in the house, her husband came back!
I had to be quiet and pretend to do the cleaning, wiping windows, cleaning the kitchen and the floor. And also tidy the bedrooms and wash the bathrooms. All the while, her husband and she was next to me giving all kinds of ridiculous instructions.
When I had finished and was about to leave, her husband asked, 'How much?"
Even before I could utter a word, she said, "I have already paid the company."
On the way home, I kept thinking about the whole saga.
The more I thought about it,
the more I felt DAMN cheated ....
Cleaners are hard to find, beware of the new scam...........
Thursday, December 12, 2013
What did Santa get you for Christmas !
A policeman on his horse tells to a young girl on her bike "Did Santa Give you that?"
"Yes" Says the Young Girl
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year" and fines her $5..
The girl looks up at the policeman and says "Nice Horse you've got there...Did Santa give it to you last Christmas too?"
The Policeman chuckles and replies "Sure thing, he did give me the Horse"
"Well" says the little girl... "Next year, tell Santa that the Fucking dick goes under the horse and not on top of it"
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