Jokes, Cartoons and Funny Stories. The Funniest stories to Laugh on and pass on... (Warning - may contain adult content)
Hello you Jovial People !
Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....
Showing posts with label policeman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label policeman. Show all posts
Thursday, December 12, 2013
What did Santa get you for Christmas !
A policeman on his horse tells to a young girl on her bike "Did Santa Give you that?"
"Yes" Says the Young Girl
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year" and fines her $5..
The girl looks up at the policeman and says "Nice Horse you've got there...Did Santa give it to you last Christmas too?"
The Policeman chuckles and replies "Sure thing, he did give me the Horse"
"Well" says the little girl... "Next year, tell Santa that the Fucking dick goes under the horse and not on top of it"
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
Before you go on to read this funny joke - remember to come back to follow the below links - super ! Click Here for another Arab Joke...
-
MORE TYPO ERRORS HERE Well, how many times have you typed an SMS on your phone with the T9 on and it has given you words that made you roll...
-
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIA...
-
Is it the person who answered the questions who is DUMB or is it actually the examiner who posted the Dumb questions????? Think about it !! ...
-
India over time has produced some of the funniest characters around, probably due to the cultural diversity and education levels. Anyways...