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Showing posts with label policeman. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 12, 2013
What did Santa get you for Christmas !
A policeman on his horse tells to a young girl on her bike "Did Santa Give you that?"
"Yes" Says the Young Girl
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year" and fines her $5..
The girl looks up at the policeman and says "Nice Horse you've got there...Did Santa give it to you last Christmas too?"
The Policeman chuckles and replies "Sure thing, he did give me the Horse"
"Well" says the little girl... "Next year, tell Santa that the Fucking dick goes under the horse and not on top of it"
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