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Showing posts with label a wife said to her husband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label a wife said to her husband. Show all posts
Thursday, April 10, 2014
When Text Messages go wrong !
Husband’s Message (by cellphone):
Honey, a car has hit me out of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Hubby Wifee Jokes !!
Man : I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector : What is her height
Man : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy
Man : Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes
Man : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair
Man : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was she wearing
Man : Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector : Was somebody with her ?????????
Man : Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together….
Inspector : What is her height
Man : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy
Man : Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes
Man : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair
Man : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was she wearing
Man : Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector : Was somebody with her ?????????
Man : Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together….
And the man started crying…..
Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!
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Wife to Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?
Husband : It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever
Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you ________________________________________
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you ________________________________________
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute - I asked you to marry me.
Husband: You should have known it the minute - I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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