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Friday, February 11, 2011

Politically Incorrect !!

I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'

I told him 'I wish I had your flamin' will power'

I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Paki's" were not the correct answers.

In conclusion - Confucius says

  • Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
  • Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
  • Man who runs in front of car get tired, man who runs behind car get exhausted.
  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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