I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days'
I told him 'I wish I had your flamin' will power'
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Paki's" were not the correct answers.
- Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- Man who runs in front of car get tired, man who runs behind car get exhausted.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.