Mental Asylum

Rod and Kate were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Rod suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Kate promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kate's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Kate the news she said: 'Kate, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Rod hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Kate replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry'

Head Nurse still recovering!!!
😂😂😂

The Arab, Cab Driver and Camel

A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London. She curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the radio because her religious doctrine forbade her listening to music.

The Cab driver politely asked why.

His passenger replied that in the time of the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for his passenger to disembark.

The Arab Muslim was surprised and asked him: "What are you doing???"

The Cab driver answered:

"In the time of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud speakers in mosques that woke up newly born, the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE' everywhere.

So shut up, get Out and wait for a camel.