Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw t...hem away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
You remember the good old Movie "Back to the future" with that old fella Michael J. Fox acting as a young kid (Marty McFly) and the nutty scientist (Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown ) - oh yeah, good movie back in the days with three movies. Who can forget the beautiful girls friend of his - Jenny !
A devout Muslim Arabian guy entered a black cab in London.
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so buzz off and wait for a camel!!"
Parents have the time of their lives explaining the sensitive subject of sex to their little ones. Well, here is the solution, pretty simple and you explain to the kids in the laguage they understand best - using their own school equipment - few pens.
An experiment carried out in the USA indicates that most kids did understand the subject pretty well and did indeed change their life styles accoringly... Hope the following illustrations would be of help to all you parents.
Oh.. You gotta love this Whimp... Feel sorry for the guy as he is doing a farely decent job being a youngster and making music that appeals to the tiny winy generation... But, that doesn't negate the fact that he is a sissy... Sorry Justin, we are making fun of you...