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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Oh, those Women - a Joke !

Well, do you really need women in life??? I mean look at the mess we go through !!

Well, on the other hand, being single means we look like this

Well, let;s be like Bono

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

That Annoying Neighbor !!

Do you have annoying neighbor's (or Neighbour's as the British would say)... Well, e-mailing the issue to the next door chap is not a bad idea - especially if he has a build.

Well, don't we all want neighbours like this instead of ass holes ??

Monday, May 28, 2012

Girls Night Out !

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw t...hem away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Rock Fans Really Rock !

Why do you think they say "Once a Rocker always a Rocker" - indeed they are unique and not like the immature and shitty Pop music fans !

Of course what doesn't kill you will make you stronger - rockers grow stronger as they mature and grow

See what happens to Popies who change...

Be a rocker you mother fucker !

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Flux Capacitor

You remember the good old Movie "Back to the future" with that old fella Michael J. Fox acting as a young kid (Marty McFly) and the nutty scientist (Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown ) - oh yeah, good movie back in the days with three movies. Who can forget the beautiful girls friend of his - Jenny !

Well the bloody concept has a wiki page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeLorean_time_machine Jeez, what we can do to get on Wikipedia !!!

Well, here is a discussion that happened on Facebook between a modern day Jenny and a potential Marty who just blew his chances !! Oh Yeah another facebook funny on barabare !!

You can understant the rage of Jenny Ha ??

Friday, May 18, 2012

Another Arab Joke !

Another Arab Joke !

A devout Muslim Arabian guy entered a black cab in London.

He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so buzz off and wait for a camel!!"

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Having sex when Old and Mature

Oh... all you aging do not fear !!

Sex is still alive and kicking even if you are about to hit that centuary mark as long as you have the mouth. Fuck it all - Go Oral people !!

 Oh Hell Ya - you who wank out - Will you still wank in 2045 when they grow old??

I still say go ORAL 

No - Not finger

Well, beauty is short lived..... Enjoy the Picture, but get prepared for that Awesome ORAL !

Friday, May 11, 2012

Explaining Sex to Kids Children

Parents have the time of their lives explaining the sensitive subject of sex to their little ones. Well, here is the solution, pretty simple and you explain to the kids in the laguage they understand best - using their own school equipment - few pens.

An experiment carried out in the USA indicates that most kids did understand the subject pretty well and did indeed change their life styles accoringly... Hope the following illustrations would be of help to all you parents.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Justin Beiber Funnies

Oh.. You gotta love this Whimp... Feel sorry for the guy as he is doing a farely decent job being a youngster and making music that appeals to the tiny winy generation... But, that doesn't negate the fact that he is a sissy... Sorry Justin, we are making fun of you...

May Be he will mature one day ...

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