Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What's a balcony ?
___________________________________________________________
Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B" - Ex. Blouse, Bra, Bikini , Boobs.
& the lower body with a "P" - Ex Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy.
No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood Pressure) !!
____________________________________________________________
A girlfriend sends the following msg;
My love.............
If ur sleeping; send me ur dreams
If ur smiling; send me ur smile
If ur crying; send me ur tears
I love u......
He replied;
I'm in the toilet
What do i send..........?
Hello you Jovial People !
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
Pretty interesting set of thoughts for those who are bored and do not know what to do. Ya, we all go through that phase of time once in a w... -
This is probably the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems w... -
First get to know how to hide from your wife, then we will move on to tips on reacting when you find out the wife is pregnant -
Another Husband and Wife Joke A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after dea... -
The English Plural We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a ...
No comments:
Post a Comment