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Monday, November 12, 2012

Messing with the Sexy Secretary !





Paddy : "Your new secretary is very sexy....."

Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen......
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation
&
If you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.
Will work as long as you like,
No complaining,
No sick days,
No medical,
No dental...
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".


Next day,
Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted :

"Seamus….... You bastard!

You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."


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