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Three Toronto Surgeons were playing Golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my Favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them. Eight months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England"
The Second surgeon got upset after hearing what the first guy had to say. He obviously wanted to outshine the first. The Second surgeon quickly responds, "That's nothing...... Few years back, a young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident.I reattached them and two years later, he won a gold medal in a track and field event in the Olympics"
The third was quietly listening to the two guys converse.The other two looked at him and goes "Hey mate, Do you have any interesting surgeries you have performed?"
He goes "Yes, and comparatively, You guys are amateurs"
The other two look at him amazed, impatiently awaiting the story..
The Third Surgeon goes on "Guys, several years ago, there was a man who was so high on Cocaine and Marijuana, he rode a horse head-on in to a train travelling at 80 miles an hour.
The two surgeons look amazed as the third continues, "All I was left to work with was the man's blond hair and the Horse's Ass"
The two surgeons were yet amazed..... The Third concludes "I was able to put the parts together and regretfully, now he runs for president of the U.S.A" .....
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