Funny Weather Report !

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any !

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Royal Wedding Funnies !

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So, WTF, the king to be got married !!

Only issue is that he chose to borrow Michael Jackson's costume as his wedding attire. So much more happened at the weeding and our good camera crews did not forget to capture them, nor, those with good sense of humour let go of those moments - here they are !!

And both of them just couldn't wait to get to the Hotel room - they just had to do it in the Balcony !!

How Men and Women See Colours and a Bar Joke

A guy is out with his buddies. He has a few drinks, gets in the mood but true to his wife goes home. When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open. He gets two aspirin and drops them into her mouth.



Of course, she chokes but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth??"


He says, "Two aspirin".


She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE"!!!


He says, "That's what I wanted to hear."


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Husband and Wife Joke - Making Phone Calls

"A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode.


One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call.


Mother replies: Tell your father that the Network is bad today.

Husband: Tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to the "Public Phone".


Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares goes to a Public Phone, then I will open a " Call Center " at home."

Funny Phone T9 Typo Errors

Well, how many times have you typed an SMS on your phone with the T9 on and it has given you words that made you roll over and laugh your A$$ off ?? Especiall yon new apple iphone.

Here are some typo errors that I got on mail which indeed will remind you of the mistakes you did and ensure that you have a good laugh. - Ok here we go - LONG funny Post !

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Osama Bin Laden Burial at Sea !

WARNING !!!!!

Contains extremly graphical photographs

Not for the fiant hearted.

Osama bin Laden Fans, please refrain from scrolling down

Was taken on board the US Navy Air Craft carrier by a Navy Seal using his Camera Phone





WARNING AGAIN - Do NOT scrol down if you think you cannot handle it !!!!!

Funny Limerick - Creation of a C**

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine ......
Created a cunt  to their design !

First was a butcher, smart with wit ......
Using a knife, he gave it a slit !

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold ......
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole !

Third was a tailor, tall and thin ......
By using red velvet, he lined it within !

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout ......
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without !

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell ......
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell !


Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee ......
He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee !


Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt ......
He sucked it and f***ed it and called it a "C*nt " !


Thus, dear friends is the femine c*nt ......
Used by all of us to perform many a stunt
Now rave and rant
And inform to all beyond count - (Share this link with your freinds)