A Funny Quiz !

 It's a legit answer

So, try and figure it out.

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.Try to come up with the answer on your own. However, the answer is at the bottom for those Who are unable to think this one through.

Here's the riddle:


At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 75-year-old toothless woman.

 

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?


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DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!

Funny Nun and Car

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency
was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas
to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
 
The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas
can he loaned had just been loaned out,
but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.
Since the nun was on her way to see a patient,
she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
 
After looking through her car for something to carry
to the station to fill with gas,
she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried it to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.
 
As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car,
two men watched her from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said,
"I know that the Lord turned water into wine,
but if that car starts,
I'm going to church every Sunday for the rest of my life."

Happy New Year ...............

May you have a year filled with joy where people will not ask stupid questions  from you !!

Here below some food for thought..

And, hope you get a nice view out side your window... !

Arabs and Marines !

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a Coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.'

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours, 'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?

Fireman and Wife !!

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 

'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, 

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

'From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night.'

The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1" 
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. 

When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled, 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied,'
'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!

NASA Confirms Darkness !

NASA has confirmed that December 21st, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark.

 

 

 It is an interesting phenomenon called "Night" - Be prepared

 

 

Well, you believers, enjoy the last few days !

May Be you can get kinky as Rudolph plans to do this Christmas !

This is what will happen to you on 21st December 2012 ~!~