One Airline that you would never have Terrorists on !!
TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business.
- NO WALK-ON GUNS,
- BOX CUTTERS,
- Cloth Bombs
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her,
'Do you know what I am doing?'
'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.'
'That's right,' said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her Breasts.
'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.
'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.'
'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his equipment on the Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, 'Do you know what I am doing now?'
'Yes,' she said, 'You're going to catch syphilis: which is why I came here in the first place !!'