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Sunday, March 7, 2010

More Funny Stories and Blond Jokes - Internet gaming ha?


Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front.
Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call... but the dog will stop barking when you let him in.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"  

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"  
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."  

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.  
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."  
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.  
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?  
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."  
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."  

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!  
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"  
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"  
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"  

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"  
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"  
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.  "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"  

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.  Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"  
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond...  "They're watch dogs 

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