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Monday, June 14, 2010

Rajinikanth !

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Talking about "Nothing Can Stop Me" type actors, There is one South Indian actor named Rajini Kanth who's action movies could be watched more like comedies. He would fight with 20 people at once while smoking a cigarette and will flat them all off before he finishes the cigarette without the cigarette being harmed - Talk about comedy !! Anyways, i got the following post from one of my Indian Friends and they also see somewhat the same characteristics in Chuck Norris Movies - LOL - Did you watch any Chuck N movies recently ??

Chuck Norris can easily be called the Rajinikanth of Hollywood. Around 2005 there was this internet phenomenon where people started circulating Chuck Norris Facts which describes the powers and achievements of the man. I made a list modifying a few of them sometime after that to be about Rajinikanth. I sent it as a forwarded email and was gratified when I got them back a few months later from someone else. I am sharing them with you. Can you think about any other facts?

  1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajinikanth has allowed to live.
  2. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajinikanth.
  3. Rajinikanth counted to infinity – twice.
  4. When Rajinikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  5. Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  6. Rajinikanth’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  7. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  8. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  9. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
  10. Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajinikanth bites frost.
  11. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
  12. There are no races, only countries of people Rajinikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  13. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  14. Rajinikanth doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  15. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
  16. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajinikanth turnaround kick.
  17. When taking the GRE or CAT write “Rajinikanth” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
  18. Rajinikanth invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  19. In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajinikanth kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
  20. Rajinikanth has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
  21. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  22. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”
  23. Rajinikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  24. If you Google search “Rajinikanth getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
  25. Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
  26. It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch a three hour movie.
  27. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
  28. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
  29. Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  30. James Cameron wanted Rajinikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  31. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
  32. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajinikanth’s computer. Rajinikanth is always in control.
  33. Rajinikanth can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
  34. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Rajinikanth has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
  35. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rajinikanth.
  36. Rajinikanth knows where Sukumarakkurupp is.
  37. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  38. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
  39. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
  40. Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover

More Rajinikanth !!
  • Google searches for the information on www.Rajni.com
  • Rajnikant used a rough copy when he was 5 yrs old...the copy now is called..... WIKIPIDEA 
  • Once death had a near Rajnikanth Experience

  1. Rajnikanth can make fishes drown in water
  2. Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg was hospitalized because Rajnikant poked him on Facebook


  1. Great... Awesome... can't stop laughing... :P

  2. -------Rajnikant when takes out his gun all the terrorist in any part of the world gets message "Hide in bunker" because his bullets can Peirce any armour.
    -------- Rajnikant whenever burps all the mosquito dies vibrating sound kills mosquito all over the world

    ---- Osama was hiding in the Pakistaan......... But Rajinikant did nothing why???

    Simple He did not want to take credits of the silly operation of killing an old man.....

    -------Why Rajnikant is Bald ....
    simple he moves very fast so his hairs are unable to cope up with the wind pressures so they fall while they are very small.

    ----------Rajinikant once had to lit cigarette while he was below a huge mountain what he did.........He threw the cigarette on the mountain the he threw the stone on the mountain at the same place where cigarette non-filtered end was. Stone struck the mountain there was fire due to two stones rubbing and cigarette was lit. And it came directly to the mouth of Rajinikant.

    -------Rajinikant never farts why????

    That would of course land him on the moon.........


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