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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

More Rajinikanth Jokes !!

Click here for the other set of Rajinikanth Jokes on barabare (http://barabare.blogspot.com/2010/06/rajinikanth.html)

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth….. . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play

Once Rajnikanth went for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why??
He reached USA and having No Visa with him

Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

 Click here for the other set of Rajinikanth Jokes on barabare (http://barabare.blogspot.com/2010/06/rajinikanth.html)

Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC.... And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. - Mind it!

Click here for the other set of Rajinikanth Jokes on barabare (http://barabare.blogspot.com/2010/06/rajinikanth.html)

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!

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