Thursday, January 27, 2011
Funny Letters & short Notes
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
We can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Justin Bieber ,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
We. Can't. Breathe.
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Dear Edward Cullen,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Pretty interesting set of thoughts for those who are bored and do not know what to do. Ya, we all go through that phase of time once in a w...
First get to know how to hide from your wife, then we will move on to tips on reacting when you find out the wife is pregnant
This is probably the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems w...
Another Husband and Wife Joke A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after dea...
The English Plural We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a ...