The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded , "Aye , aye sir , I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced , "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued , "Pittman , you change with Jones , McCarthy , you change with Witkowski , and Brown , you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
Monday, September 19, 2011
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