Gwen was one of those UGLY women that she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.
Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life.
But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
Gwen left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought:
"The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins” She decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly Gwen didn't die!
She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said:
"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!,… ONE AT A TIME!"
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