Hello you Jovial People !

Please click on Blog Surfer button to your left to make this blog No. 1 in the surfer list. Thank you.

Warning - Do not share with the Boss (or wife) !!

Check out the Advert Banners too - never know when info comes handy.....

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Smokers Fun !



Girl : U Smoke ?????

 Man : Yeah 

 Girl : How much do you smoke a day ?

 Man : Around 3 Packs a day !

 Girl : How much does each pack cost ?

 Man : Say $ 10.00 each !

 Girl : You know thats $ 900 a month and Gosh a $10,950 a year ?

 Man : Yeah !

 Girl : For how long have you been smoking ?

 Man : Like 15 years !


 Girl : So you know that's $164,250 in all. You could have got a bloody Ferrari..

 Man : Hmmm.... Interesting... Do you Smoke?

 Girl : NOOOOO !!

 Man : So where is your Fukin' Ferrari Bitch ???
Posted by at
Labels: , , , ,

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Popular Posts

  • Wives Love their Husbands !
    A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband”.  The women were asked, "How many...
  • Funny Answers ! - Dumb People - They Walk among us....
    They really do walk among us, along with us and next to us...........................   You can't make this stuff up! NEW YORK   -...
  • More Husband Wife Funny Poems
    This is probably the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems w...
  • Rules of Boozing !
    A few Drinking / Boozing related Quotes There's nought, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion. - Lord Byron, D...
  • Romance Valentines Funny Stuff
      Some advice for young lovers - this will be your future if you do not follow the golden rules... And be careful of the posses they do...