Thanks to my Indian Buddies for the joke !!
I was watching IPL match with my wife on the TV together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Me : No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Me: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Me: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Me: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Me: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Me: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Me : He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Me : 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
I Just turned off the TV .
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Badhu’
Me: Who is this Anandi?
Wife: Tumhari Maa. Don’t you dare disturb me!!
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