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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Husband, Wife, Jesus and Mary !



Wife: "What are your plans for Easter?"

 Husband: "Same as Jesus.."

 Wife: "What do you mean ??"

 Husband: "I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!"

Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll do like Mary."

Husband: "What do u mean ?"

Wife: "I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."
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