A Husband frantically calls Hotel Maintenance and Engineering Division from his hotel room.
Husband yells " Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel ".
The Maintenance Engineer responded, " Sir that's a personal matter. I am sorry, but, we are not in a position to get involved in personal matters. It is not allowed as per our service agreements"
Husband Yells Back " Idiot, the fucking window won't open ! That's a Maintenance Matter !
