1. Quote on a man’s
T-shirt:
All women are
devils...
But my wife is QUEEN
of them!
2. Man was sent on
earth to suffer...
Women was sent to make
sure it happens!
3. A man asked for
poison.
Chemist refused, since
it required prescription.
He showed his Marriage
Certificate.
4. Marriage is a
relationship in which one person is always right,
And other is husband!
5. Husband & Wife
always compromise.
Husband always admits
that he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.
6. Husband & wife
had a long argument.
Wife concluded: See
dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?
7. A man speaks 25000
words daily,
a woman speaks 30000
words.
Problem starts when
husband comes from office after finishing his 25000,
& wife
starts her quota of 30000 words!
8. Boy: My dad is
billionaire & 93-years old.
He will die soon. Will you
marry me?
Girl: NO. A
week later she became his step-mother.
Moral: Don’t give ideas to
girls.
9. Two things in life
are difficult to achieve:
(1) to plant your idea
in someone’s head, &
(2) to plant
somebody’s money in your pocket.
* He who succeeds in
the 1st, we call him TEACHER;
* He who succeeds in
the 2nd, we call him GOVERNMENT;
* The one who succeeds
in both, we call WIFE; &
* The one who fails in
both, we call HUSBAND!
10. Husband: Do you
know the meaning of WIFE?
It Means-Worries Invited For Ever...
Wife: No; it
means- With Idiot For Ever !!!
11. No one teaches a
volcano how to erupt...
No one teaches a
tsunami how to arise…
No one teaches a
hurricane how to sway around...
No one teaches a man
how to choose a wife…
Natural Disasters just
happen…!!!
12. Why are wives more
dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either
or money or life...
The wives want both!
13. Searching these
keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?'
Google search result,
'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.
14. Compromising does
not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the
safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
15. Imagine living
with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must
have called the US Navy Seals himself!
16. Whisky is a
brilliant invention…
One double and you
start feeling single again.
17. American: In
India, do you guys call your wives ‘HONEY’ in your native language?
Indian: Oh no; we call
them BEE-BEE… they sting twice as hard as HONEY BEE…
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