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Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Beatles Song list on Beatlestube !!

This is not a Funny one, but I am posting this for the benefit of the visitors to this site.... Thought that this would add value and provide information to you.... This page would provide you with direct links to your favorite song and prevent the hazel of browsing through to find what you want.

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 JUST CLICK ON THE TITLE OF THE SONG YOU WANT TO HEAR AND SEE THE VIDEO-CLIP. ADDITIONALLY, YOU WILL HAVE  THE LYRICS OF THE SONG AS WELL AS SOME OTHER INFO RELATED TO THAT PARTICULAR SONG !!  
      

  The Beatles ! ! !  
  
 The Beatles video from Albums: 










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Prince Charles Funny Joke



Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. 

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. 


"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog. 
As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. 


He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. 

Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. 

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:
"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!" 

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Never say prayers in any other language !!


U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into :)



An Indian in the US met with a silly accident while trying to have some fun by the road and was picked up by an ambulance. 

 
Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. 


When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' 

They replied "Because he kept saying,
'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home'


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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Funny Short Stories of Little Jhonny



A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'


Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'


The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "


Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the Foxtel guy wants to buy Mom .....'
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Funny Wedding Invitation

And this is how Jill and Matt decided to hand out their wedding invitation !!

Interesting concept ha ??
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Monday, October 25, 2010

Funny Lawyer Joke




A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it." 

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! 

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule." 

The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" 

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." 

The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. 


The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." 

The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."


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The Indian Massage








An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!"


What did you do to make her scream for two hours??

Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.


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